- miss phillips: cascia and tom! can you please take your beatrice and benedick relationship outside!
- me: *fake laugh* yeah...
- *an hour later*
- me: OH! i just got mrs phillip's much ado about nothing joke!
- lil: oh. my. god.
- fran: and you're supposed to be clever.
Her library filled her bookshelves and then overflowed into waist-high stacks of books everywhere, piled haphazardly against the walls. “Have you really read all those books in your room?” “Oh God no. I’ve maybe read a third of ‘em. But I’m going to read them all. I call it my Life’s Library. Every summer since I was little, I’ve gone to garage sales and bought all the books that looked interesting. So I always have something to read. But there is so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I’ll have more time for reading when I’m old and boring.’
Satellite images of sharks off Bondi Beach. The detail is impressive!
Bitches gonna get ate.
omgggg
OH MY GOD :O
Click the image, zoom in…
i actually threw myself back in the chair away from the computer
fuck me.
- simba: hakuna matata?
- pumba: yeah, it's our motto.
- simba: what's a motto?
- timone: nothing. what's a motto with you?
come back to bed my darling.
it’s easy as one, two, one, two, three, four..
one thing
two do
three words
four you
i love you.
only lil will get the hilarity of this but i’m posting it anyway.
for funsies.
tvquotes:breathsoftruth:yourmumratesme:easymorning:fuckyeahfriends:aseriesofserendipities:(via cydonia)
my mum and my grandma are on the phone disscussing my great-grandma’s funeral. she hasn’t even died yet.
that’s messed up.
(via quitecheeky)
I do not know where this is from but this is practically the motto I live by.
Harry Potter.
almost didnt reblog this because of the comment about not knowing what this is from. HP is my life.
someone posted this not knowing where it was from?!?!!? wow. HP is my life also. <3
HARRY POTTER IS MY LIFE
HARRY POTTER IS MY LIFE
- me: the next one is..."just say no". or..."hold me"
- miss horry: are you eating sweeties?
- lil: no....
- me: do you want one?
- miss horry: *rolls eyes*
- Cascia: You're the one who said you were pregnant!
- Me: No, I said I had the symptoms of being pregnant.
- Fran: No, Lil, you're hungry which is a symptom of being hungry and you have lower back pain which is symptom of having lower back pain.
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